What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do fairies always drink?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?