What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
A flee club.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animal has the most fun?
Why are winter days great?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?