What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?