What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?