Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is the coolest country?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What dish does only a baseball player use?