Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do fish live in salt water?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?