What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you measure a millennial?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Surprise!!!!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?