My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a henway?