Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What bee is good for your health?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?