What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?