How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are trees always so positive?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?