What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
What dog wears contact lenses?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?