What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the noisiest food?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?