What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Families are like fudge.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?