What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which plant has the best roar?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?