What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What does winter fat turn into?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?