What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?