What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What style of music weighs the most?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What condiment has wings?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?