What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?