Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a table you can eat?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?