Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do you grill cheese?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do fish do at parades?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What bird helps you stay dry?