Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What birds make average students?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?