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What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you get straight A's?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Do dads always snore?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What day of the week do chickens hide?