Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?