Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who is the fastest reindeer?