What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How can you make 7 even?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?