How do you truly savor a hot dog?
With relish.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do fireflies start a race?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why should you not pamper a cow?