Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which family member has tusks?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did the tree get lost?