Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What day is your mom always right?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How do you wash a lamb?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.