What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which subject has two parts?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?