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They stethos-cope with it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?
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What does bread say when it gets too warm?
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Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
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Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
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