What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
They stethos-cope with it.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?