Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which big cat never tells the truth?