Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do books sleep?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?