What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?