What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which music festival was full of lumber?