What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?