What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do actors go to pray?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the mime upset?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?