What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which relative loves rice?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What nationality are most fish?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a hairless poodle?