Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do football players make great fishermen?