Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How do dog catchers get paid?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are all priests fit?