What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which plant has the best roar?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do fleas travel?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is the biggest ant in the world?