What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do actors go to pray?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do cows like to dance to?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?