What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do insects learn at school?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How are mountains able to see?
This candy bar is a real home run.