Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which bug is related to you?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the loudest sport?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?