Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do stars celebrate in December?