Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?