What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How does a cow do math?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?