How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do books sleep?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?