How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's the holiest insect?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What bird is always sad?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?