What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?