Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where do mermaids see movies?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the fish blush?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which band is always treated like royalty?