What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What animal floats best?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the tomato turn red?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?