What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Thunder and Lightning.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What birds always travel in twos?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What bee is good for your health?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?