Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do fish do at parades?