Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call stolen cheese?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was the fabric always laughing?