What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do people always trip on September 22?