What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?