What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the saddest part of the week?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?