Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's the politest month?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?