What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are all priests fit?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?