Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
How does dinner smell?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do bees chew?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is the loneliest cheese?