What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which animals make the best football players?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which animal is the most religious?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?