What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What country has the most fish?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?